Patcham High School brighton

If you would like your child to be taught by the modern equivalent of the Ustaše this is the place for you. However, if the idea of your 11 year old being taught by Francisco Franco, Nicolae Ceaușescu and Moise Tshombe is unappealing I would suggest taking your child to another school.

Such a wonderful school with a great learning environment.

This is the mouldiest, crustiest, rustiest, sweatiest, grimiest most butters school and i'm talking about really thick slimy butter. This school has the dirtiest smelliest pupils i've ever seen in my life. Hope that the school gets shut down xd

bad school the behaviour assistants do nothing to help with your behaviour the student services do no work all day and if your ill she say just have a glass of water and go back to class even if you have gone really pale the history teachers look like they are history, geography teachers are nice especially mr newman, it is good the food is naff but overall do not send your child to this school if you want them to be aroubd hard nuts smoking destroying their life one toke at a time

never been here lol

bad school innit bruv. My g josh is going there innit so yeah its rubbish yh bruv

This is so boring lol