
David Plank
1 Google Rating
Tiny and grotty. Room stank of wet ashtrays. Cheap but not worth the saving. Go somewhere nicer.
Tiny and grotty. Room stank of wet ashtrays. Cheap but not worth the saving. Go somewhere nicer.
**Motel Schmotel Brighton** is your home away from home, nestled in the heart of Brighton at 37 Russell Square. With a commitment to providing an exceptional experience, our boutique motel combines comfort and convenience with a touch of local charm. Whether you’re here to explore the vibrant culture of Brighton, unwind by the beach, or enjoy the local dining scene, Motel Schmotel offers a welcoming atmosphere that caters to all travelers.
Our thoughtfully designed rooms are equipped with modern amenities, ensuring a restful stay for every guest. At Motel Schmotel, we pride ourselves on delivering personalized service that exceeds expectations; our friendly staff is always on hand to assist with any inquiries or special requests you may have.
As a locally-owned establishment, we understand the importance of customer satisfaction and strive to create memorable experiences that keep guests coming back. We invite you to discover the unique character of our motel and the beauty of Brighton. For bookings or further information, please don’t hesitate to give us a call at 07557 947449 or visit our website at http://motelschmotel.co.uk/. Experience the best of Brighton with Motel Schmotel – where every stay feels like a getaway!
1 Google Rating
Tiny and grotty. Room stank of wet ashtrays. Cheap but not worth the saving. Go somewhere nicer.
4 Google Rating
A lovely warm welcome on arrival even though we were and hour earlier than the check in time, Lin let us leave our bags so we didn't have to carry them around. Our room was lovely and spacious, bed was comfy. Lovely little touches instructions on how to use the shower and clock. Breakfast was hot and cooked fresh and very tasty. The only reason I didn't give 5 stars was because of the noise that could be heard through the windows as they were not double glazed but I am a light sleeper too so that probably didn't help.
3 Google Rating
This is a nice enough little B&B but there are a few things to know before you start there. I'll start with the positives: the staff are friendly (it seems like a family ran business), the breakfast is good, the place is kept as clean as you'd expect a B&B to be, the location was very convenient, the rooms were decorated nicely enough, and access was 24hrs which is great if you're enjoying the nightlife. The negatives: smallish rooms, very small bathrooms, tiny showers (with intermittent water pressure), thin walls and windows, the building is quite old so all the creaks you'd expect, and finally my closet in my bedroom appeared to be full of damp and was lined with a not participating pleasant piece of stained cloth so I never bothered putting my clothes in. I'd emphasise that the service was great and I stayed here for a whole week and found it fine with the breakfasts being a highlight.
4 Google Rating
Nice B&B if a little pricey. Clean reasonable sized room and hotel conveniently situated walking distance to most things and main bus stops not far either. Good breakfast choices. Only reservation was that reception was unmanned at night. Seemed safe enough though. Emergencies you were on your own.
1 Google Rating
Was so looking to staying here after reading the glowing reviews on line ??! Were we disappointed!! staff were friendly enough but didn’t seem to know the basics like where their car park was which resulted in us being directed to the wrong caroark and in the end having to pay a fine. The shower was terrible..basically just a dripping faucet with zero pressure and the shower space and bathroom were so cramped. I thought the breakfast then would be amazing but it was below average. Seriously don’t bother.
1 Google Rating
The room was small , no where to put clothes. No bedding change all week, rubbish not removed all week. Leak in bathroom, bed on wheels so was always moving on the wooden floor. TV I've never seen a smaller one , room 5 is not worth the money you pay, sorry to say but no even worth a star!!!!!
1 Google Rating
The hotel room was old broken door to balcony kitchen roll put in a pane of glass that was broken rust on radiator and shower pole black mold shower mastc No one in building had to wait for 15 mins to give us a key after 3 and half hour journey dont believe photos a proper disgrace had 2 nights booked only stayed 1 night a disgrace
5 Google Rating
Clean and fast service. Comfy tiny room. But neighbour in Saturday night 22.8 from Hell. Room number 7 or 8. From hell I repite.
5 Google Rating
Well run, great management