Arguably the worst David Lloyd club in the UK. After months of the place being mis-managed by previous invisible manager Brian, they brought in a new manager from another club to accelerate the decline. Supposed "£1 million refurb" and months of the place being turned into a freezing cold building site have resulted in a jacuzzi still closed, stone-cold pool and new doors to the tiny lockers. Coffee area still the same grubby, tired area it used to be, windows filthy, changing rooms baltic cold, cleaning/sanitation appalling with dirty towels strewn on floor. Visited on bank holiday Monday to find jacuzzi closed (staff excuse: "we are waiting for a button to be fitted"), pool freezing cold, had to queue for a shower as they were all occupied.
As if the permanently-broken facilities are not enough, the opening hours at DL Brighton are actually ridiculous. Other DL clubs stay open til 10/11pm on weekdays to cater for commuters but DL Brighton will start locking up at 8:30pm and have you out before 9pm. Weekend opening times are even more of a joke.
Members are TIRED OF EXCUSES. We are TIRED OF THE HEATING BEING "BROKEN". We are TIRED OF A STONE COLD POOL. We are tired of MEMBERSHIP PRICES RISING WHILST SERVICE IS LIKE A COUNCIL POOL. Please can a regional manager take note and address the multiple problems. Either bring a real manager or refund our fees and let members move to Virgin or other properly managed clubs. The Brighton club is an embarassment to the David Lloyd brand name. The generic responses of "email the club" are growing so tired and overused (mainly because the club cannot be bothered to answer emails) and the poor front desk staff get it in the ear day in, day out.
***TO THOSE THINKING OF JOINING***
When you are being given the glitzy tour of the facilities and told about the "million pound refurb" ten times in each sentence, please stop and ask:
"Why are the lockers so small you can't fit a sportsbag in them?"
"Why is the place freezing cold?"
"Why is the pool temperature similar to that of the sea?"
"Why are classes so few and far between that thh few that exist get booked up in minutes?"
"Why are the locker rooms and showers so filthy, smelly and unhygienic?"
"Why do the showers have Elemis-branded soap dispensers filled with Poundland-quality soap rather then genuine Elemis shampoo?"
"Why are the towels given to platinum members the size of a hand towel when other clubs provide proper full size towels?"
"Where are the cleaners/ invisible "housekeeping" staff"
"Does a duty manager even make an hour per week to visibly walk around the club checking why half the facilities are broken?"
"Is a freezing cold coffee shop/restaurant acceptable?"
"Why does the cafe serve such poor-quality meals presented like food at a homeless soup kitchen? - I have never had such an sloppy looking breakfast in my life til I ate at DL Brighton - poached eggs were not worthy of being fed to a dog let alone a paying human being. Chef who resembled Waynetta Slob was walking around the bar area which made me realise why the food was so atrocious.
"Is it a coincidence that with commercial gas price hikes, the heating never works for a series of lame reasons?"
"Does a million pound refurb really amount to new locker doors, a few blue lights in the pool and the same tiny, broken, bath-tub sized jaccuzi that existing before?"
"Is it really safe to cram 20+ people into a sauna as the rest of the facilities are so cold members have to warm up in the only heated area of the club whilst omicron passes between them in an overcrowded space?"
"Do the windows in the coffee area ever deserve a clean so that the view can be seen?"
"How long is COVID going to be an excuse for membership price hikes throughout the year?" (previously they only came with a begging bowl in January each year but under the new T&Cs, they can hike the prices anytime during the year now)
"Can a member actually see a general manager of the club or do they all hideaway for fear of seeing the decline of the club they supposedly get paid to manage?"